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If you are a woman...

If you are a woman - You have a secret fear.

If you have a sister the worst thing she could ever do would be to tap into this fear.
You just don't do that to your sister, no matter what kind of bitch she is.

If you are a husband or a boyfriend and you want to cause irreversible damage to your relationship, if you want to shut your woman up and you are not afraid of her murderous wrath, you may want to keep this abuse in your arsenal.

What would be the lowest of low blows, the foulest of foul play, the absolute most scornful and insulting words on earth...?

"You are just like mom!"
"You are just like your mother!"
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